Posts tagged funny
Posts tagged funny
he’s a natural.
I think we are all naturals before sedentary lifestyles try to ruin us
The average person farts 14 times a day. The average yogi? Maybe a little more than that.
We’re all been there, and if it wasn’t YOU (liars) it’s definitely happened to someone you know. Yoga farts are nothing to be embarrassed about: the poses literally twist your body & propel trapped gas outwards. Still, if you’d prefer to keep your bodily gases to yourself, here are some great tips on how to flatten your flatulence and how to handle a fart situation while in class.
You will need…
- Preemptive farts
- Poker face
- Cough, sneeze, or exhale
- Wind-relieving pose
- Class with dogs (optional)
This made me laugh :)
Last weekend my LUNA Chix team hosted a yoga clinic specially designed for cyclists and my sister and I went. However, we had biked for a couple hours that morning and I didn’t get much sleep the night before. Those 2 things coupled with the fact that I ate a huge brunch made me really sleepy for this yoga class. And of course, being yoga, it’s very soothing and relaxing - especially at the end where you just lie there for 5-10 minutes.
Sooo I fell asleep. I didn’t even realize it until: I SNORED. In a YOGA CLASS. When it’s the QUIETEST PART OF THE CLASS. I woke myself up with this one loud snore and was really confused for about 5 seconds. I wasn’t even sure if I had snored because I was so confused and no one looked around or anything.
Afterwards in the car, I asked my sister if I had snored and she burst out laughing so loud and said that I had snored and she was like “WTF?!” haha. She said she didn’t want to look at me during the class because if she had we both would have busted out laughing uncontrollably and disturbed the class…. and never been allowed in a yoga class again!
I don’t think I have ever snored before in my life so that was just really weird and hilarious. I’m going to ask my teammates if they heard anyone snore in the class XD
Seriously, you’re just laying down. Cool? Anyone can do that. But can everyone do a 3 minute plank and have fantastic abs? I think not.
Hahaha YES! I keep seeing these ‘planking’ pictures and thinking, whattt???
Andy Bernard: I’ve walked two marathons. I’m pretty sure I can handle a 5k. The key is drafting - eliminate wind resistance.
haha this is hilarious!
Yes, you won.
holy shit I laughed so hard at this.
ImprovAsylum (Boston, MA): “Marathon Thoughts”
OMG this is soo funny! All you runners out there will relate! The part where he gets a second wind is hilarious!
MY CELEBRITY ENCOUNTER
So last night my sister and I went to a comedy show at UNC and some of the writers from Saturday Night Live and one cast member (Jason Sudeikis) were there!
There was some great improv to be seen ! Improv has to be my favorite form of comedy to watch. It’s so spontaneous and raw. If the actors know each other really well, it can be hilarious!
After the show everyone crowded around Jason Sudeikis but he kept creeping towards the door and he disappeared. My sister and I were determined to see him so we waited and many people left. Then we decided to try to stalk him so we crept around to the back of the building and peeped through some windows while crouching behind some stairs while a bouncer looked at us like we were children haha. Then we saw he was walking back into the auditorium so we ran back in and he was giving autographs to the few people that didn’t leave!
I got his autograph along with 2 other statements that involve a story! He signed my sisters paper first and then I asked him to sign mine. He asked what was in my hand and I said it was a video camera but it was dead because my sister forgot to charge it. So he wrote on the paper after his signature: “Charge yo own shit” haha. Then I said that my sister had borrowed it, to which he responded by writing “(I don’t care)” on the paper. It was hilarious! He wasn’t mean about he was just playing a joke on me. But now I have a story to go along with his autograph!
This is hilarious!! Everyone please do yourself a favor and look please! I’m sure you all can relate or have know people like this haha.
Watch as Natalie Tran teaches you how to prepare your own food in your hotel room with only a coffee maker, an iron, and aluminum foil!
Actually quite clever if you’re in a bind for food while on the road.
sharks better not think like this for real
I can’t even explain why this is so funny, I just want to look at it forever. Via Running off the Reese’s (a girl after my own snacking heart).
Always be awesome
It doesn’t matter where you do it, just get it done! lol
I lol’ed when I saw this!
Well This Is Something You Don’t See Every Day of the Day: A gaggle of geese jogging south for the winter.
jogging geese!! follow them